Dear Swamp Coolers,
Why do you hate me? Is it because J and I frequently talk about replacing you with refrigerated air? Is it because we didn't replace the winter covers after they blew off in February? Is it because you think I need to clean the house more often? I really can't figure out why you have such a vendetta against me, but you clearly do because you broke last week and then broke again today.
Seriously, what's the deal? Do I need to spend all my time scrubbing the kitchen? Swear up and down that the refrigerated air talk will stop? Sacrifice a goat? Please, just tell me and stop randomly breaking. I just can't handle any more days like this!
Sincerely,
C
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Oh, I am so sorry! Isn't home ownership grand?
But when they work, do they actually work well?
They do work (which is wonderful) but they're expensive as heck what with the price of water around here. They're also functional again--thankfully the last two malfuctions have been easy to fix, but I'm sure that the second I hit "publish" something major is going to break.
(knocks on wood)
I had swamp coolers growing up and I have to say that central air is better. We always had problems with them. But I loved that big fan blowing on me the minute I would come in from outside. I would just stand there in the hall beneath the swamp cooler forever.
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